Splendor

Splendor

February 16, 2010

Today

Today was an awesome day...0* sunny, bit of a breeze and I got to work outside with the baby calves.  Oh ya and the best part was when I shot the stupid tomcat that has been terrorizing all our nice kitties... and making their lives living hell....we have a couple of them that actually are missing a foot or their ears because when he stalks them and catches them, he beats the daylights out of them.  So ding dong the dick is dead..

.and before you all get up in arms and call PETA on me...it was R that asked me to do it...so you know just how badly behaved this tom cat was when even kind, sensitive, I would rather cut off my own arm than hurt some poor thing R had it in for him.  Now, I am under no illusions that all is well in Mayberry because it is only a matter of time before another power mad, lust crazed little nazi bastard moves in from the neighbours and takes over terrorizing the bloody barn cats again... but I have more bullets. so be warned you little turds, I have a gun and I'm not afraid to use it... as Clint once said
" go ahead punk, make my day."

2 comments:

Conky said...

come shoot my cat plz

Cathy said...

I would but I don't think they'd let me take my gun on the plane...haahhaha take her for a walk on the beach....