Splendor
May 19, 2010
He Reads Me Like a Book
I may complain some times that my husband doesn't know me very well...but I have to take it all back...apparently he knows me better than I thought he did. Like this cat that adopted us...Well, it turns out she hasn't really adopted us, that was just my wishful thinking...you know...in a perfect world. ahahahha she just sensed an easy mark...like I have IDIOT tattooed on my forhead....you know how I was just the other day saying how it would be nice to have a kitten to pet again....I TAKE IT ALL BACK...
The mother is no friendlier...she just wants a free meal...mercenary little bitch... and she and her ugly kitten that so adroitly set up house in MY garden shed....are no longer cute but a royal pain in the ass....every bloody time I have to go in there, which this time of the year is like 20 times a day...they hiss and spit and the mother takes a lunge at me...I already have scratches on my leg...they have knocked all the empty plant pots down off the shelves and the kitten is using my nursery bed right outside the door where I am raising seedling spruce and pine trees, as it's personal ensuite....I mean honestly...I am not giving them a litter box....I am not....
R said to me today as we were cleaning out our garage...scraping all the dirt off the floor and picking up trash...a yearly thing... that he was surprised the other day when I was spouting off about it being nice to have a cat around the house again....he said it was terribly out of character for me and put it down to the new drugs I am taking for the fibromyalgia....hahahahhaha he said maybe it altered my personality...Well, maybe it did...but I stopped taking it yesterday and today the cat is a pain in my backside... every time I look out the window it is to see her crapping in my flower bed...a different one every time....good grief. I remember now why I liked the cats being fed at the barn...they tend to hang around up there and keep the mice down... my dogs used to chase the cats from around the house but they are old and lazy now and the cat rubs against them as they doze on the lawn....time to get a litte terrier...that hates cats....hahahaha
Tomorrow is meat delivery day..and a barbeque at the lake with our friends again..since it is their neighbour we have sold the meat to...always a nice time, they were my neighbours where I used to live and they retired and moved to a place on a lake...near the city.
I made prime rib roast and yorkshire puddings for supper tonight...R's favorite...mashed potatoes and fresh asparagus from our garden.
I had the soaker hoses on the beds today and the robins were playing in the fine spray...they are funny to watch...and I was watching so the cat didn't sneak up on them... saw our first humming bird last night....as I was watching momma mia on dvd...
and when I went to take my quad out for a short ride this morning a bat fell out from between the rolling doors....he crawled on the ground a bit and when the dogs got to close he flew up and into the lilac hedge....poor guys, I really should build them a bat house. I will google for some plans tonight....
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ahhahahaha @ the bat house
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